The world according to a Kindergartner brings all kinds of confusing issues. Tonight's:
Landon comes up after watching Spongebob:
"Okay, here's the thing. Patrick is wearing blue and Sponge is wearing red. Sponge is clean and Patrick is dirty. They battle. Who do you want to win?"
Me: "Uh, do you want me to answer or is this a riddle?"
Landon: "Well, the problem is that our first president wore blue when he battled but Sponge is clean"
Me: "Oh, I see", still confused.
Landon: "So I guess Sponge because he's clean" and he runs off.
Me: Glad Spongebob cartoons are at least providing some analytical value.