December 22, 2009

Conflict of the Day

The world according to a Kindergartner brings all kinds of confusing issues. Tonight's:

Landon comes up after watching Spongebob:

"Okay, here's the thing. Patrick is wearing blue and Sponge is wearing red. Sponge is clean and Patrick is dirty. They battle. Who do you want to win?"

Me: "Uh, do you want me to answer or is this a riddle?"

Landon: "Well, the problem is that our first president wore blue when he battled but Sponge is clean"

Me: "Oh, I see", still confused.

Landon: "So I guess Sponge because he's clean" and he runs off.

Me: Glad Spongebob cartoons are at least providing some analytical value.

1 comment:

  1. And the beauty is it makes perfect sence to him. Love it!!! Merry Christmas, love ya


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